djwh 发表于 2023-5-5 18:57   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、同学问小明: “你有《时间简史》吗?
小明: ”我有时间捡那玩意儿干嘛?“
2
在公园看老大爷下象棋
我:”大爷，你车没了
大爷:”不懂了吧,那叫ju"
我:“好的，那你旁边的电动ju没了”
3
记得有次在走廊上碰到我男神，我赶忙把口袋里的情书塞给他
好家伙，回到寝室一摸口袋
情书还在，十元钱不见了。
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