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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、楼主准备考一级建造师。也不贪玩了,每天只认真看书……

这不,表叔来家串门,见楼主废寝忘食的学习,一个劲儿夸楼主好学、用功。

老妈也夸奖道:她长大了,懂事了……

楼主正高兴,就听老妈说:她终于懂得‘人丑就要多读书’的道理了……

2、中午爸妈来家里吃饭,饭后默默塞给我1000块钱,就给我说了一句话,没钱跟他们说一声,别买盐都舍不得。

3、今天搭摩的,刚从后面跨上去,的哥和我双双倒下地去,的哥一边扶车一边说,兄弟,你太胖了

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